Busy searching for acorns and Sows
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Despite repeated warnings, this contestant attempted the use of growth hormones with disastrous consequences. He is now living out his days in the Red River Hog* enclosure at Whipsnade Zoo.
*The Red River Hog is omnivorous. It eats mainly roots and turnips, and completes its diet with fruit, grasses, herbs and eggs. To find the turnips, roots and eggs, it tosses its large muzzle in the ground. , Red River Hogs can cause much damage to agricultural plants. The Red River Hog is mostly nocturnal. By day, they hide in dense bushes. After sunset, they roam around in troops, in search for food and drink. The Red River Hog is a good swimmer.They live in small troops , comprising a male (boar), up to eight adult sows and their piglets. The boar defends its harem aggressively against carnivores; the leopard is its most important enemy.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Hog
In this way, many independent observers have stated that the disqualified contestant's new life at Whipsnade is, arguably, no different to his previous life on a Friday night at the Whitey. |